I want one of those marriages where they’ve been married 20 years but are still crazy in love and still cuddle on the couch and kiss a lot. I want those kind of marriages that make my kids nauseous because how in love their parents are.
and have sex daily 3x a day yes
I hate when there are hot people at registers go model and stop looking at me buying toilet paper.
I want your stupid fucking sense of humour making me laugh at 4am when I have to be up at 6.
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I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it.
-Audrey Hepburn (via keleux)
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I don't want kids when I grow up.
You'll change your mind when you get older. You're only 12. You're too young to know what you want.
How could you be so stupid? Do you know anything about safe sex? You should be ashamed.
I'm a single mother with an infant son.
You should've gone to college first. You need a stable career before you can support a child.
I'm married and my spouse and I both have stable careers. I have two young daughters now.
You're not staying home? Who's going to take care of them? You're just going to put them in day care while you work? That's selfish of you. You can't expect to raise decent kids with a full-time job.
I just had my first child.
Why would you have a child when you're that old? Do you realize the health risks of being pregnant at your age? When your kid is a teenager you'll be a senior citizen. That's inconsiderate of you.
I haven't had any children.
Your life must be so unfulfilling. Is there something wrong with you? Why didn't you want kids? How strange.
‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies
does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want
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